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Poster: AltheaRose Date: Oct 9, 2011 6:03am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Owsley Was Just a Bit Off

LOL, that's great. I think it definitely SHOULD be taught in schools. But students should only get credit if they also notice the flaw in the argument: namely, the graph indicates only 17 pirates. This is demonstrably untrue. (See Somalia.) Hence there are only a few possibilities:

(a) There have been emails among scientists about suppressing this evidence;
(b) The Somali pirates do not impact global warming because the Spaghetti Monster is Eurocentric (which makes sense because he's, well, spaghetti); or
(c) The Spaghetti Monster changed the graph because He does not wish to be discovered by those who are in league with his nemesis, tomato sauce.

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Poster: DeadRed1971 Date: Oct 9, 2011 7:24am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Owsley Was Just a Bit Off

Flying Spaghetti Monster, that would be a great name for a band.

Kind of like Flying Burrito Brothers.

Gram Parsons would be so proud.